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Golden Demotivational Poster

IF YOU SEE IT... - You can never UNSEE it.

TAGS: 007 goldeneye n64
Rating: 2.97/5

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DillyRat - July 24, 2009, 3:52 am
AAAAAAHH I can't UNSEE it!!!
Sidahan - March 31, 2009, 3:41 pm
@homer: Indeed. some people here seem to suffer from partial blindness or just have bad anatomic knowledge
Suh-weet - November 20, 2008, 1:39 pm
Wow. lmfao!
homer - October 17, 2008, 7:00 am
its his hand on the ppk
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 30, 2008, 2:32 am
I'm still laughing even after five minutes! That's the goofiest looking thing in the world!!! Who knew they'd use such weird design?! I'll never see Pierce Brosnan the same way again!

GOLDEN YEARS - Remember those days when your mom bought you this and you felt badass?

TAGS: crayons golden years
Rating: 4.45/5

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DreMagnum - May 2, 2010, 1:57 am
yeah thats what happens when you brang thangs places.
JackFace - May 2, 2010, 1:42 am
I used to get all the girl when I brang them to school until 3rd grade when someone stole them
Cubbybear - May 1, 2010, 11:19 pm
That's because gold, copper, bronze & silver crayons are cool

SLAP CHOP - The only honorable way to obtain a "Clearance B Keycard".

SILENCE IS GOLDEN - So Shut Up And Get Rich


IT'S TIME - No one wants to see the day, but we all know it when it comes

TAGS: dog golden retriever luke
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - September 25, 2012, 3:47 pm
Amen brother

THE GOLDEN TICKET - Entitles you to meet my Willie Wonka !

TAGS: willie wonka and the golden ticket
Rating: 3.95/5

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440wakeup - July 29, 2011, 7:18 pm
get my oompah loompahs all up in thet beotch
MrBlack - February 13, 2010, 11:06 pm
So does this mean I can visit her chocolate factory?

FRANKSTON - The picture says it all

THE GOLDEN YEARS - Because you didn't make it this far without breaking the rules!

GOLDEN ARCHES - Within the fortress of the Golden Arches, even magic can not protect thee from the evil curse it casts.

GOLDEN SHOWERS - Who doesn't love them?

Lonely? -

TAGS: canoe golden sunrise
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - December 30, 2014, 8:20 am
Thanks, Missy. Peace be with you.
MissPriss - December 30, 2014, 12:59 am
5L...did me proud!
Thedge - December 27, 2014, 10:32 pm
Canoes. They will take you to spiritual places. Glad you liked the thought.
GaryO - December 27, 2014, 9:38 pm
5av'd. Really good'n

80'S CRUSH -

TAGS: golden child cubby
Rating: 4.83/5

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Neener - October 10, 2010, 12:17 am
I loved that movie as a kid.
jameswnash - October 9, 2010, 11:03 pm
Cubbybear - October 9, 2010, 9:28 pm
Ever since I saw the Golden Child....

THE GOLDEN YEARS - When Midas figured out he was going to have a hard time getting laid. The worst part? He can't even TOUCH himself.

TAGS: golden years myth midas master baiter
Rating: 4.5/5

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Mr. Shiny - May 1, 2010, 10:01 pm
lol funny comments. good poster too. 5
Zed - May 1, 2010, 6:23 pm
I'd give her the goldfinger...
Cubbybear - May 1, 2010, 12:19 pm
Gold member maybe? I like gold!



TAGS: the end golden gate bridge
Rating: 4.56/5

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LeightonESmith69 - September 3, 2011, 8:01 pm
i love this pic its a special photographic light exposure treatment
Greeny - July 10, 2011, 6:19 am
an OK moment in the middle would be nice - 5


TAGS: golden years assignment wait click off ok please continue with your inane conversation
Rating: 4.3/5

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agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 12:56 pm
2 fer 2 on the golden! 5L



TAGS: golden shower fireworks burning
Rating: 3.21/5

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agdaniele - December 17, 2009, 8:51 pm
Yes! But, at that point... what with dead nerve endings and all. At least you didn't use the "stung by a jellyfish" excuse in the restroom at a seafood restaurant.
MrRandom - December 17, 2009, 8:50 pm
Yes, I'm sure thats your reason.
GreyScorpion - December 17, 2009, 8:48 pm
she had to piss on me to put the fire out!!!
agdaniele - December 17, 2009, 8:46 pm
Not as fun as I'd been led to believe.
GreyScorpion - December 17, 2009, 8:41 pm
Burns hell!! it leaves blisters!! 5 Black Cats


TAGS: golden globes awards obvious mariah carey
Rating: 4.88/5

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krazirefa - June 17, 2011, 1:25 am
ok next question, Can a blond breast feed? lol


TAGS: the golden rule has many exceptions
Rating: 4.8/5

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spacedog - May 11, 2010, 12:03 am
This is superb.
Sean - May 9, 2010, 2:01 am
See pic, maroooon.
ICEMAN - May 9, 2010, 1:59 am
Define - freaky shit.
Sean - May 9, 2010, 1:57 am
But I don't consider myself the anti-Jesus, just some dude who's acts of self-referential charity seem to backfire all of the time.
agdaniele - May 9, 2010, 1:55 am
The truth is rarely rewarded!


TAGS: silence golden saying
Rating: 4.63/5

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maoworks2 - February 12, 2012, 8:25 am
Yes Hear Hear !

THE GOLDEN YEARS - Enjoying the good life...like a sunset at the end of the day....and not remembering a DAMN thing tomorrow.

U N H A P P I N E S S - Now that the kids are all gone...you have plenty of time to concentrate on it.

OPULENCE. - "A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money" W.C. Fields.

TAGS: golden showers anyone
Rating: 4.22/5

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GreyScorpion - February 21, 2010, 6:57 pm
Pure Gold :) 5L
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 5:38 pm
Amsome. 5L


TAGS: mcdonalds slogans ads golden arches tth homeless
Rating: 4.07/5

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TheTrashHeap - October 4, 2010, 1:42 pm
To clarify this one, there are 10 McDonald's slogans in this poster ranging over 50 yrs.

THE OLD STACK - Growing old means having to add EXTRAS so you get noticed. Then everybody will think you're brand new again.


MARRIED AT MICKEY D'S - What Could Be More American?

TAGS: the golden archs
Rating: 3.22/5

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Viper - May 24, 2010, 4:21 am
lol mods! mods!
CANADA - February 13, 2010, 4:43 pm
next time crop out the link

SO MISTER DOUGLAS - They say when men reach their golden years, their nads will float in the tub. Have you experienced that to be true?

SALMA - I'd like to polish her Golden Globes

TAGS: slama golden globes polish
Rating: 2.6/5

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Woody - July 1, 2009, 11:00 pm
Too soon

I WONDER... - What would be their signature dish ??

TAGS: golden shower wonder restaurant signature dish menu
Rating: 2.29/5

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MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 1:08 pm
Except ones like this don`t work at all without a good funny line. Then you just have ones which rely entirely on the pic, where you could type dkfnajfe3 and it wouldn't take or give anything to the poster at all.
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 1:05 pm
Yeah, i hate these random, "hey look i found a funny on the internet" posters
CANADA - October 19, 2009, 1:01 pm
i wonder.... why do you post so much garbage?

Better Silent & Thought a Fool -


He said, she said! -

TAGS: silence is golden
Rating: 4.78/5

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MissPriss - July 17, 2014, 4:49 pm
Been there done that extremely recently...wasn't too bad until I called them phuknuts. Too bad I never got a 5L t-shirt to put in my scrapbook.

The Name Of The Game -



TAGS: golden rule 2012
Rating: 4.37/5

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dy2012 - April 18, 2012, 2:46 pm
hehe thanks guys
Chrysophase2003 - April 18, 2012, 2:29 pm
When the time comes, Dad is going into an abusive nursing home.
spypengen - April 17, 2012, 8:34 pm
agreed and 5L for the truthfulness(I'm a terible speller)
Reality Lord - April 17, 2012, 1:26 pm

very nice

GOLDEN YEARS - For David Bowie It's not just a song title It's his very definition

TAGS: golden years bowie stephen king
Rating: 4.2/5

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Bartimaeus - May 1, 2010, 10:14 am
Long live David Bowie! 5/5 for you, astronaut.

THEM GOOD OLD DAYS - They'll never come again


TAGS: shes golden
Rating: 3.61/5

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SgtRock - March 14, 2010, 6:39 pm
Nothing wrong with a Golden Shower every now and then...
thatonechick - December 31, 2009, 2:00 pm
Ewwwwww... You're mean! :(
Fatt Matt - December 31, 2009, 1:52 pm
As long as she's not a golden shower...
thatonechick - December 31, 2009, 1:15 pm
WOOT! I lurve Bond.
GreyScorpion - December 31, 2009, 1:13 pm
promo shot
thatonechick - December 31, 2009, 1:12 pm
Is that from Goldfinger?


TAGS: nicole kidman atheism golden compass
Rating: 1.86/5

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LogicDude - February 1, 2010, 8:34 am
No Sean, she was Tom Cruise's monkey.
Sean - January 31, 2010, 12:28 am
Hey look. It's Patricia's monkey.
Derek - January 31, 2010, 12:22 am
A perfect example of the problem with T-shirt philosophy